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And now, "Colt .45"
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A Warner Bros. television production.
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Colt !
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'Sir, Chief Big Looking Glass'
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"brought in Mr. Colt.'"
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For your information,
Mr. Miles
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Mr. Colt has brought in
Chief Big Looking Glass.
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What the hell do you mean by
manhandling Big Looking Glass ?
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What the hell do you mean
by having your scout
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bushwack me on the trail ?
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When I couldn't locate you
by telegraph
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I ordered Big Looking Glass
to find you
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'hogtie you and bring you in.'
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Well, apparently,
he took you literally.
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What's the problem, general ?
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We're missing two mules,
one wagon, and one driver.
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- Army wagon, sir ?
- Don't be ridiculous.
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If it were an army wagon,
I'd turn out the regiment.
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It was a civilian cargo wagon.
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So far, I don't see what concern
I'd have in that.
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Perhaps I could arouse your
interest, Mr. Colt
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when I tell you that wagon
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contained 1000
bright, beautiful, shiny
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'brand-new Colt .45 revolvers.'
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Well, I'm beginning
to be concerned.
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So am I.
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Thousand of your guns
in the hands of hostile Indians
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is a dangerous threat
to this command.
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And an expensive loss
to the army, sir.
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Your sympathy for the army
touches me deeply, Mr. Colt.
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But the loss is to your company.
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Under the contract
you signed with us
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'the guns were to be delivered'
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from Hartford, Connecticut to me.
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Here, at Fort Keogh.
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They will be.
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We have a joint responsibility.
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Mine is to the peace
and security of this area.
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- If you need any help..
- I'm sure I won't.
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Bet I know what you want.
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What I want is information.
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Anything you wanna know
is right there.
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Excuse me, mister, would you
write something for us ?
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We forgot our glasses.
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Your eyes look pretty sharp to me
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which one of you
wears the glasses ?
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- Both of us.
- We use the same pair.
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I know what you mean.
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What do you want me to write ?
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Oh, here.
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Just dip your finger in our beer.
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Least I can do is use my own.
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Duke killed Patrick.
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Duke ?
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Killed Patrick.
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Yeah. We gotta see ya..
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Right away.
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How do you want me to sign it ?
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- Butch.
- And Hank.
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Many thanks, mister.
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Glad to be of service.
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- Hope Duke can read.
- Read ?
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You never see him
but that his nose ain't buried
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in the National Stage
and Sports gazette.
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Excuse me.
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Well, my good friend
and most worthy adversary
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Christopher Colt !
My compliments, sir.
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Although, please don't remain
standing on my account
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I was leaving anyway.
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Not so fast.
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I've been waiting to ask you
a few questions.
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Waiting for me ?
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I wrote that message on the
mirror for two boys of yours.
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A 1000 guns have been stolen.
You know anything about it ?
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My dear sir, do you think that
I would steal guns ?
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Yes.
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Now my feelings are hurt.
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Same old Duke.
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The most refined killer
in the West.
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Ple.. Please,
I'm, I'm rather sensitive
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about those times
I've had to defend myself.
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Am I going to have to
send you to prison again, Duke ?
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I don't think so, Mr. Colt.
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But this I promise you.
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Not alive.
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Would it embarrass you
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if I keep bringing up
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the subject
of a 1000 stolen guns.
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No, no.
Not in the slightest.
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Let's keep in touch.
Shall we ?
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You unutterably stupid louts !
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- Hello, Duke.
- Hi, Duke.
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Do you know what you've done now ?
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We figured you'd know
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where to find us.
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Now that I found you, I should
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render you limb from limb.
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What did we do ?
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You merely set me up
for the fastest gun in the west.
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- Do we know him ?
- You know him.
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You engaged him
as your secretary.
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He wrote your message
on the mirror.
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We done wrong. Duke ?
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Well, no.
Nothing like that.
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You've merely stolen 1000
Colt Army Revolvers
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with Chris Colt himself
in town looking for them.
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Why didn't you steal the stars
from General Mouser's shoulders ?
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Well, what do we do ?
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First, get rid of the wagon,
and turn the mules loose.
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Oh, but Duke.
Them's awful good mules.
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When you steal a man's wife
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he's sometimes,
but not always annoyed.
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"Steal his money
and it hurts him deeply.'
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But steal his mules and wagon,
and he'll hang you.
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We're in trouble enough.
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I don't care how fast a gun
this Colt is.
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That's why you are almost
a collector's item in ignorance.
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'I| care very much.'
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Well, anyway,
you're smarter than Colt.
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I hope you're right.
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You'll think of something, Duke.
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This time I'd better.
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Thought of anything yet, Duke ?
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No.
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Yes ! That's it.
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Senor !
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Most distinguished as a grinder.
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And his most beautiful espoza.
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The legendary hero
of beautiful Mexico.
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I heard the call
of your phantom flute.
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You want something sharpened ?
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I wonder if you know
what part you played
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in the history
of your great country.
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Knife ?
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How you carried messages
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from the mountains of Guerrero
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to the swamps of Bella Cruz.
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Scissors ?
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How you reunited lovers,
saved armies.
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Razor ?
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You see..
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I know the ritual.
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On meeting one of your honored
and ancient calling
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the knot in the handkerchief
to ward off El Diablo.
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Ta loco.
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You want my wife or my wheel ?
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Come on, mija.
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Hank ! Butch !
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Take the wheel to the cave.
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It's always so nice
meeting you socially.
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Have you given any thought
to my stolen guns ?
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I'm sorry I'm unable
to share your troubles
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But I've been very busy.
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Doing what ?
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Well, I'm a little
reluctant to tell you
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but I've just decided
to go into business for myself.
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- Oh ?
- Yes, I'm selling a rival gun.
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Magnificent weapon.
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Superior in every respect
to the, Colt.
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What's the name of this gun ?
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The, Mustang.
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My shipment hasn't arrived yet.
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It's a crime how slow
these freight wagons are.
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It is a crime.
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But it's an honor
to be your competitor.
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I hope I don't tread
on your toes.
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You'll know if you do.
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Hand me a gun.
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- Now, listen carefully,
- 'Yup.'
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'Stop grinding that
hurdy-gurdy and come over here.'
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There are four marks
of identification.
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One on top of the barrel,
on the left side of the barrel.
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Here under the cylinder,
and worst of all
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the serial number. Here.
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Now..
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...with this stone.
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We'll grind these marks off
and buff them so carefully
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that no one will be able
to prove it's a Colt.
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However, you cannot do this
if you go about it
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as though you were
shoeing a horse.
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I'm entrusting you two
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with an extremely
delicate operation.
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'Only because I have no one else
to do the job.'
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And because
you were stupid enough
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to steal the guns
in the first place.
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Good. Now when that's buffed
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no one will be able to tell it
from any other gun.
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What about the handle ? There's
a picture of a Colt on it.
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The animal you see,
my observing little friend
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is not a Colt.
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It is a Mustang,
but it won't be there for long.
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How do you fix that ?
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I'm going to San Francisco
to buy new handles.
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When I return
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I expect to find
the identification
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neatly erased from 999 guns.
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What happens if Colt
should find us ?
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One of two things.
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If you don't draw on him,
you'll be in jail.
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If you do, you'll be dead.
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You know I hate to see anything
go to waste that we could sell.
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Even pistol grips.
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I'm hungry.
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If you want, I should try
and shoot us a rabbit stew.
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No, it'd make too much noise.
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Let's steal one of them goats
we saw,
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Yeah.
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Beautiful mother of pearl.
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From the land of the rising sun.
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Setting me back 20 cents a pair.
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But adding $10
to the price of the gun.
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Step right up, gentlemen.
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Step right up, gentlemen.
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Not only is this new weapon
destined to win the west
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but it is your personal gun
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with your name
engraved on the\ barrel.
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With your purchase
of one of these
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magnificent revolvers
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for the paltry price of $26
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I will engrave your name
in bold letters
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'for all the world to see.'
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Or the name of the fortunate
young lady
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whose honor
you're sworn to defend.
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Now..
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'Doctor John M. Holliday'
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'what an honor it would be, sir,
to sell you a gun.'
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Oh.
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Well, I ain't Doc Holliday,
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but I'll buy a gun.
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The resemblance is remarkable.
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And who's the beautiful young
lady to whom you're dedicating
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this magnificent weapon>
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Big nose, Kate.
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A charming name.
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Senor, senora.
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What are you doing
so far from home ?
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A Mexican carries
Mexico with him.
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I'm Senor Afilador.
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Next week I'm Pancho
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only a scissor grinder.
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Today I'm as large in my heart
like Juarez
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and all the heroes of my country.
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I'm sure you are.
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Is there anything
I can do for you ?
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My wife is well.
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Only the goat is sick.
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What's the matter with him ?
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He ate a pistola.
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- Your goat ate a pistol ?
- Si, senor.
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- Where did you get this ?
- In ravine. There are many.
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- Gracias, senor.
- Si, senor.
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Here you are, sir.
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Now please be patient, gentlemen
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my assistant will be here
in a moment
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with more guns.
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Oh, thank you, Mr. Butchingham.
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Now.. Well..
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The distinguished
Mr. Christopher Colt.
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We are honored.
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This, Mr. Colt... is the mustang.
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What do you think of it ?
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I think
it's the most remarkable piece
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of counterfeiting
you've ever done.
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Counterfeiting.
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My dear, sir, are you implying
that this magnificent weapon
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is in anyway similar to
your... um, Colt ?
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I'm not implying anything.
It is a Colt.
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Gentlemen, my honor
has been impugned.
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I will prove the Mustang
is far superior to the Colt.
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Not only in accuracy
but in firing power.
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Mr. Colt, I demand satisfaction.
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I challenge you to a contest
here and now.
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What are you trying to prove ?
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- Are you afraid ?
- Very well, Duke.
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Call your best shot.
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Mr. Innkeeper,
may I avail myself of
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two of your luxurious chairs ?
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- Help yourself.
- Thank you.
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Mr. Butchingham,
select any two.
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Yes, those will do fine. Are
they satisfactory, Mr. Colt ?
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I don't know
what you have in mind but...
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Excellent, excellent. Now strip
the chairs, Mr. Butchingham
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and set the seats on the table
as targets.
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I will now prove that the Mustang
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will outshoot Mr. Colt's gun.
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Take the one on the right, sir.
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Please fire when ready.
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Thank you, gentlemen, thank you.
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Now does anyone else want one of
these glorious Mustangs.
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Step right up, gentlemen.
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I was wrong, general.
I need help.
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May I borrow chief's
scout looking glass.
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Should have thought that Indian
would have had enough of you.
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- Go ahead.
- Very well.
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Don't you even say thanks.
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One does not thank
a general officer, sir.
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It's presumed
that everything he does
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is for the good of the service.
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I hope this time
it's for the good of Chris Colt.
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Thank you, general.
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The, elemental theory
of trajection
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or as I use to explain
to the famous German
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general of artillery,
Bennermann Klozitz
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is the point of impact
at which two lines
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originally parallel converge
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after refraction.
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Here you are, sir.
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Henrietta O'Shaughnessy.
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I should charge you extra.
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You're under arrest, Duke.
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What for ?
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It's illegal to sell a gun
to an Indian.
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- What's the matter ?
- It's Colt.
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Colt. He ain't gonna find me.
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Lay down your gun.
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Well, I, I guess
you could have killed me.
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I like it better this way.
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You put that Indian up to buying
that gun, didn't you ?
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Naturally. I learned that
from Judge Roy Bean.
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It was a low down trick.
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No lower than the way you rigged
that shooting match
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with a trick chair.
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And thanks for the pro-handles.
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The army can't use them
but I'm sure
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my company will be interested
in novelty.
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What do I get for, um... selling
a gun to an Indian ?
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Um, about two years for selling.
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Another five years
for grand larceny,
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Thanks, chief.
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I'll take him.
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Oh, and tell the general
his guns are on the way
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with a pro-handled one
for himself.
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My compliments.
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♪ There was a gun
that won the west ♪
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♪ There was a man
among the best ♪
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♪ The fastest gun or man alive ♪
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♪ A lightning bolt when
he drew that Colt .45 ♪
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♪ He carried the message
of law and of order ♪
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♪ Into a wicked land ♪
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♪ With a Colt single action
army revolver ♪
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♪ Blazing from either hand ♪
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♪ There was the right,
there was the wrong ♪
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♪ The gun was quick,
the man was strong ♪
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♪ And peace was made
when they'd arrived ♪
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♪ A lightning bolt when
he drew that Colt .45 ♪
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♪ Colt .45 ♪
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♪ Colt .45 ♪